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Dear friends who always complain I'm poor ,
Where do your paychecks go?
Sincerely, I pay car insurance, phone bills, and credit card bills.
Dear tissue box,
Are you mocking my allergies by having a field of flowers on your box?
Sincerely, I am offended but I still need you!
Dear athletes,
If you score on the field, you will score with us!
Sincerely, girls.
Dear mom,
Yes, I know it' my fault that I don't exercise enough. But it's your fault that I got this way.
Sincerely, raised on Little Debbie's and McDonalds.
Dear Snoop Dogg,
You're married, with children. We don't need to hear about all the drugs you do, all the alcohol you drink, and all the sex you have.
Sincerely, give it up already.
Dear scholarship committee,
Please explain why I need to send you a $100 application fee, when I'm applying for money that I desperately need?
Sincerely, broke college student.
Dear Pac-Man,
Do you need some help?
Sincerely, Ghostbusters.
Dear people calling their quirks "OCD",
Would you call a freckle "cancer" or wearing glasses "blindness"?
Sincerely, some people are actually suffering.
Dear college,
If I legally change my last name to Lopez will I be able to get a scholarship?
Sincerely, a white student who needs financial aid.
Dear brain,
Please stop planning my wedding at 1:30 a.m.
Sincerely, falling asleep at work.
Dear Domino's pizza is now served with real cheese,
What were you using before...?!?!?!
Sincerely, concerned customer.
Dear mom looking over my shoulder as I shop online,
Did you seriously just "warn" me I won't look as good in these clothes as the models?
Sincerely, your proudly healthy-weighted daughter.
Dear midwife who just fainted during my first child's birth,
Where did you go to school!?!?
Sincerely, WAKE UP WAKE UP!!
Dear cat,
Please refrain from attacking every noisy object in my room while I try to sleep.
Sincerely, it's 4:37 a.m.
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