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Dear alarm-clock,
Thanks for messing that up again.
Sincerely, dreamland.
Dear spider,
I know that you're plotting my murder up in that corner right now.
Sincerely, I'm sleeping with hairspray.
Dear roommates,
Please stop reading so much Harry Potter. It has apparently lead you to believe that we have a house elf that goes around taking out the trash, washing the dishes, paying the bills, and unloading the dishwasher.
Sincerely, I should just start wearing a pillowcase.
Dear MTV,
Weren't you supposed to be about music?
Sincerely, I am not here to watch porn!
Dear cops,
Do you really expect us to slow down at yellow lights?
Sincerely, not stopping.
Dear ex-bestfriend,
Thank you for the friendly smile, it made my day.
Sincerely, you were always able to tell when I needed something like that..
Dear shirtless guy's Facebook profile pic,
We wanna see a 6 pack, not your keg.
Sincerely, put a shirt on.
Dear Ke$ha,
Do you actually right your name as Ke$ha on your taxes? Or is it Kedollarsignha.
Sincerely, curious.
Dear emotions ,
Thanks for the business.
Sincerely, Ben and Jerry's
Dear people of the future,
Calm down! There isn't an apocalypse, we were just incredibly bored scratching a calendar out on a rock day after day.
Sincerely, tired Mayans.
Dear Jersey Shore cast members,
I hope you find a way to spend all of your money fast because you have a tan, crazy and short life ahead of you.
Sincerely, skin cancer and alcohol poisoning.
Dear 4 inch heels,
Please stop making my feet painful 3 days after wearing you.
Sincerely, I swear you were comfy when I bought you.
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