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Erm, so you are asking me not to tell lies...
...by swearing upon the Bible?
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News : 'Man Attacked Doorman With Axe'.
Attacking a doorman is one thing, but attacking a doorman that's got an axe?
Hats off to the bloke.
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MI6 spy 'may or may not have known his killer.' Nice to see the police are narrowing it down a bit.
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I was at the gym when the personal trainer started shouting at me.
"You're weak, pathetic, my Gran's stronger than you".
Now when he looks at me in court he'll have to eat his words...
And identify me as his grandmother's rapist.
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I went to a wedding at the weekend.
It was just some girl from the office that I don't even like that much, but I thought I'd show my face just to be sociable.
Plus her dad's paying for our honeymoon, which is nice of him.
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If British soaps are so realistic and true to life...
...how come there's never any sad bastard characters in them who watch soaps?
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'Not Actual Game Footage'
Translation
We put more effort into this advert than the actual game.
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I keep getting mixed up between claustrophobia and homophobia.
Which is the one about being in a closet?
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Metro Front Page:- "Cricket declares war on cheaters"
What a brave little insect, taking on all those big cats single-handedly...
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BBC News: Woman thrown off X-Factor for being mentally unstable.
That's like throwing a contestant off University Challenge for being a virgin. I
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So I'm sat behind this prick who obviously can't drive: he's weaving all over the road, cutting people up. So I'm sat there shouting at him, "You stupid Paki cunt, learn to fucking drive!"
At this point he told me to get out of his cab.
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Just saw that advert where an athlete in a wheelchair says, "My arms are stronger than your legs!"
Doesn't he know people can just say the exact same thing back to him?
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A good friend came up to me looking very pale. "My wife's got cancer. They don't think she's going to make it."
"At least you'll be free of that bitch in a few months."
"Please don't say things like that."
"I was only joking, I'm sorry if I offended you."
"Oh no, I just didn't want you to jinx it."
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Underage and Pregnant - the one program you wouldn't mind them making a "Making of..." program of. I
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I have an image of jesus that pops up on my PC monitor if I leave it idle for 10 minutes.
It's my screen saviour.
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I've always taught my kids that smoking's bad, but when I caught my son in his room with a fag, I really wish he'd just taken up smoking instead.
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