dannyboy
wzl-lid
Sinds 31/5/2005
T: 108
R: 883
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15/10/2005 -
15:43u
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okee, ne nieuwe topic. Dees gaat dus over dikke mama grappen. iedereen kent ze wel denk ik. voor degene die ze niet kennen is er hier een voorbeeld:
Uw mama is zo dik dat ze in de klas naast iedereen zat
Post dus je beste "dikke mama" grappen. Tis voor een wetenschappelijk onderzoek.
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dannyboy
wzl-lid
Sinds 31/5/2005
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R:883
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15/10/2005 -
15:44u
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kzal ma direct zelf van wal steken:
uw mama is zo dik dat ze op de 4de, 5de en 6de oktober verjaart
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pantoffelheld
wzl-lid
Sinds 26/7/2004
T:15 -
R:746
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15/10/2005 -
15:51u
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uw moeder hare riem is nog groter dan den evenaar
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Excaliborus
wzl-lid
Sinds 24/9/2004
T:6 -
R:5513
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15/10/2005 -
15:56u
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u moeder is zo dik da haar bloedtype siroop is
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HOOW
Garfield-lover
Sinds 29/1/2004
T:57 -
R:3052
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15/10/2005 -
17:32u
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uw mama is zo dik dat ze vroeger in school de kindjes straften door rondjes rond haar te doen lopen
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mangas
Miss WZL '06
Sinds 24/9/2004
T:6 -
R:1845
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15/10/2005 -
17:33u
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 veel leesplezier
Your momma's so fat she got more chin's than a chinese phone book.
Your momma so fat she got more crack than harlem.
Your momma so fat i bet i can cut her glands open and bleed chocolate milk.
yo momma's so fat that when she wanted to sit down she had to ask for planning permission
yo momma's so fat when left the beach they shouted the coast is clear
yo mumma's so fat she fell in the grand canyon and filled it up
yo momma's so fat when she went to Thope park and waited in line they said one at a time please
yo momma's so fat when she walked passed i missed the bus
yo momma's so fat that when i was watching tv she walked past and i missed 3 episodes.
yo momma's so fat, she's on BOTH sides of the family
yo mommas so fat she stepped on the scales and they read "to be continued..."
yo mommas so fat she jumped in the sea and the sea jumped out
yo mommas so fat she stepped on the sales and the scales read "i want your weight not your phone number"
Yo mommas so fat she wakes up in sections
Yo momma so fat, she got a job as The Michelin Man's stunt double.
Yo momma so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop
Yo momma so fat when she has sex, she has to give directions
Yo momma so fat she goes to a restaurant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"
Yo momma so fat the National Weather Agency has to assign names to her farts!
Yo momma so fat that when her pager goes off people thinks shes backing up!
Yo momma so fat she got her own post code!
Yo momma so fat that when I swerved my car to avoid running her over I ran out of petrol!
Yo momma so fat that people run around her for exercise!
Yo momma so fat that when I was fucking her I burnt my arse on the light bulb!
Yo momma so fat that when I finished fucking her I had to roll over 3 times to get off the bitch!
Yo momma so fat and stupid the last time she saw 90210 was on her wieght scales!
Yo momma so fat she jumped in the sea and all the whales started singing "We are family"
Yo momma's so fat she sat on a rainbow and made skittles!!!
Yo momma is so fat she can sell shade.
Yo momma so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up
Yo momma so fat her nickname is "DAMN"
Yo momma so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.
Yo momma so fat were in her right now
Yo momma so fat people jog around her for exercise
Yo momma so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone
Yo momma so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors
Yo mamma so fat you haveta roll over twice to get off her...
Yo momma so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for the new world
Yo momma so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy
Yo momma so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!
Yo momma so fat when she has sex, she has to give directions!
Yo momma so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
Yo momma so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"
Yo momma so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized
Yo momma so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway
Yo momma so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller
Yo momma so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets
Yo momma so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th
Yo momma so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too
Yo momma so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"
Yo momma so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!
Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"
Yo momma so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.
Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it.
Yo momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.
Yo momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says we don't do livestock.
Yo momma so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs!
Yo momma so fat she's got her own area code!
Yo momma so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagon!
Yo momma so fat God couldn't light Earth till she moved!
Yo momma so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!
Yo momma so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!
Yo momma so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago...
Yo momma so fat she's got Amtrak written on her leg.
Yo momma so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!
Yo momma so fat her legs is like spoiled milk - white & chunky!
Yo momma so fat you have to roll her ass in flour and look for the wet spot to fuck her
Yo momma so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the bitch's good side!
Yo momma so fat she wakes up in sections!
Yo momma so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!
Yo momma so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of george washington's nose.
Yo momma so fat she was mistaken for God's bowling ball!
Yo momma so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!
Yo momma so fat when she bungee jumps she goes straight to hell!
Yo momma so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!!!
Yo momma so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!
Yo momma so fat that her senior pictures had to be arial views!
Yo momma so fat she's on both sides of the family!
Yo momma so fat everytime she walks in high heels, she strikes oil!
Yo momma so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!
Yo momma so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!
Yo momma so fat that when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips!
Yo momma so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!
Yo momma so fat she has a wooden leg with a kickstand!
Yo momma so fat she has to use a VCR as a beeper!
Yo momma so fat she broke her leg, and gravy poured out!
Yo momma so fat when she rides in a hot air balloon, it looks like she's wearin tights!
Yo momma so fat she got hit by a parked car!
Yo momma so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!
Yo momma so fat she has a run in her blue-jeans!
Yo momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.
Yo momma so fat they use the elastic in her underwear for bungee jumping
Yo momma so fat when they used her underwear elastic for bungee jumping, they hit the ground.
Yo momma so fat when she back up she beep.
Yo momma so fat she has to buy two airline tickets.
Yo momma so fat when she fell over she rocked herself asleep trying to get again.
Yo momma so fat she influences the tides.
Yo momma so fat that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas.
Yo momma so fat she broke her leg and gravy fell out.
Yo momma so fat the animals at the zoo feed her.
Yo momma so fat she was baptized at Marine World.
Yo momma so fat when she dances at a concert the whole band skips.
Yo momma so fat the Aids quilt wouldn't cover her
Yo momma so fat she stands in two time zones.
Yo momma so fat it takes her two trips to haul ass
Yo momma so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on theother side just to get her through
Yo momma so fat when the bitch goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.
Yo momma so fat that she cant tie her own shoes.
Yo momma so fat sets off car alarms when she runs.
Yo momma so fat she cant reach her back pocket.
Yo momma so fat when she wears a Malcomn X T-shirt, helicopters try to land on her back!
Yo momma so fat she lays on the beach and greenpeace tried to push her back in the water
Yo momma so fat she uses redwoods to pick her teeth
Yo momma so fat the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures
Yo momma so fat she put on some BVD's and by the time they reached her waist they spelled out boulevard.
Yo momma so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles.
Yo momma so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon.
Yo momma so fat that when she sits on the beach, Greenpeace shows up and tries to tow her back into the ocean.....
Yo momma so fat that she would have been in E.T., but when she rode the bike across the moon, the bitch caused an eclipse.
Yo momma so fat she hoola-hooped the super bowl.
Yo momma so fat she was baptised in the ocean.
Yo momma so fat they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it.
Yo momma so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, "Who threw that rock?"
Yo momma so fat when she stands in a left-turn lane it gives her the green arrow!
Yo momma so fat that when whe was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks.
Yo momma so fat the National Weather Agency has to assign names to her farts!!!
Yo momma so fat we went to the drive-in and didn't have to pay because we dressed her as a Chevrolet.
Yo momma so fat she was Miss Arizona -- class Battleship
Yo momma so fat she accidently got a 747 caught in her teeth
Yo momma so fat to her "light food" means under 4 Tons
Yo momma so fat The Himalayas are practices runs to prepare for her
Yo momma so fat she went on a date with high heels on and came back with sandals!!!
Yo momma so fat she stepped on a talking scale and it told her to get the fuck off!!!
Yo momma so fat and stupid, her waist size is larger than her IQ!!!
Yo momma so fat she was zoned for commercial development
Yo momma so fat she won "Miss Bessie the Cow 94"
Yo momma so fat she has her own brand of jeans: FA - FatAss Jeans
Yo momma so fat she has more rolls than a mary jane truck
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Hawkeye
Spam Queen
Sinds 31/1/2005
T:14 -
R:12483
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15/10/2005 -
17:38u
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mangas schreef:
veel leesplezier
hier stond dan al het leesplezier
lol
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figofan
wzl-lid
Sinds 5/12/2004
T:9 -
R:181
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15/10/2005 -
17:47u
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Je moeder is zo dik wnn ze denkt dat ze haar eigen aan't vingere is, ze eigelijk gwn in haar navel zit te peuter!
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Felix Da Housecat
wzl-lid
Sinds 25/9/2004
T:87 -
R:5895
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15/10/2005 -
18:30u
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Uw mama is zo DIK dat als ze een geel T-Shirt draagt, iedereen denkt dat da de ZON is
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Paff Daddy
wzl-lid
Sinds 10/9/2003
T:33 -
R:1784
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16/10/2005 -
15:29u
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ui moeder is zo dikke da ze aar rieme moe andoen mé nen boemerang
ui moeder is zo dikke da ze sigaretn kan rollen mé aar onderkinnen
't hof van commerce
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Cliff
wzl-lid
Sinds 11/12/2004
T:2 -
R:113
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16/10/2005 -
15:43u
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u moeder is zo dik da ze langs twee kanten uit het bed valt
u moeder is zo dik als ze ontploft da gans de wereld eten eeft
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Ron
wzl-lid
Sinds 6/12/2004
T:1 -
R:409
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16/10/2005 -
16:06u
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In beeld mag ook?
Bron: © http://www.geocities.com/photodump2005/stress.jpg
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MrRed
wzl-lid
Sinds 5/6/2005
T:229 -
R:13960
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16/10/2005 -
17:50u
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haha 
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Rambone
wzl-lid
Sinds 19/1/2005
T:9 -
R:98
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16/10/2005 -
20:59u
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Uw moeder is zo dik da ge bij het beffe de telefoon niemeer hoort gaan
Uw moeder is zo dik da ge ze moet rollen in paneermeel om de vochtige plekken te vinden
Uw moeder is zo dik da ze op de reliefkaart van europa staat.
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deloep
wzl-lid
Sinds 13/4/2005
T:20 -
R:146
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6/11/2005 -
19:11u
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uw mama is zo dik, dat als ze dood is onder een piramide moet begraven worden.
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NeeltjePrieeltje
wzl-lid
Sinds 20/10/2005
T:0 -
R:8
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6/11/2005 -
19:28u
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Rambone schreef:
Uw moeder is zo dik da ge bij het beffe de telefoon niemeer hoort gaan
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smasser
wzl-lid
Sinds 28/11/2003
T:7 -
R:305
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6/11/2005 -
20:45u
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uw moeders nek is zo dik, dat ge zou denken dat ze het deksel van een vuilbak heeft ingeslikt!
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blabla
wzl-lid
Sinds 22/10/2004
T:46 -
R:421
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6/11/2005 -
20:49u
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u moeder is zo dik dat als ze op hare verjaardag den trap oploopt, eer ze boven is verjaart ze terug
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Oli Jay
wzl-lid
Sinds 30/6/2005
T:13 -
R:121
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6/11/2005 -
20:51u
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Uw mama is zo dik dat haar soepkom een eigen redder heeft
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FlibaBoink
wzl-lid
Sinds 24/1/2005
T:15 -
R:9893
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7/11/2005 -
10:25u
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Yo mamma's so fat, even God couldn't lift her spirits!
Yo mamma's so fat, she has her own zip code!
Yo mamma's so fat, it takes a train and two buses to get on her good side!
Yo mamma's so fat, when she stepped in the road and I tried to swerve around her, I ran out of gas!
Yo mamma's so fat, when she walked into a room, someone said, "Woah! Was that a solar eclipse or did Free Willie just walk in?
Yo mamma's so fat, when she walked into a hotel and asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the ocean!
Yo mamma's so fat, when she puts on high heels in the morning, by the afternoon they're flats!
Yo mamma's so fat, her picture weighs ten pounds.
Yo mamma's so fat, when she wears a yellow coat, people run after her yelling "taxi!"
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dionysos
wzl-lid
Sinds 26/9/2004
T:9 -
R:501
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7/11/2005 -
14:25u
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Uw mama is zo dik dat je een schoenlepel nodig hebt om haar uit bad te krijgen!
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