O ccasion
wzl-lid
Sinds 16/7/2004
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Dames en heren,
De zomer is er.
De beachbabes trekken hun fijnste string aan en gaan pronken op de overvolle stranden.
Post hier de volgens jou meest opvallende beachbabe.
(mag echt ferm wijf zijn, maar ook grappigere varianten, venten, ...)
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O ccasion
wzl-lid
Sinds 16/7/2004
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12:22u
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ik zal zelf beginnen met een foto van een WZL-lid
wie raad wie het is, wint er een romantische nacht mee!
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ella
wzl-lid
Sinds 29/9/2004
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alle dan
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joey
Mindfucked
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ben te tam om ne foto te zoeke zonder zwart vakske
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O ccasion
wzl-lid
Sinds 16/7/2004
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13:07u
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waaaaaahaaaaaHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
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Incubus
wzl-lid
Sinds 24/9/2004
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5/7/2005 -
13:16u
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Zoidberg
wzl-lid
Sinds 26/1/2005
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Incubus schreef:
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die is echt wel bekend
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speedy gonzalez
wzl-lid
Sinds 16/12/2004
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en een schoontje mocht toch ook zeker?
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speedy gonzalez
op 5/07/2005 16:16:34u
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Randall
wzl-lid
Sinds 12/4/2005
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5/7/2005 -
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die laatste was rustig van de zee ant genieten als gij passeerde me uw fototoestel zeker 
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O ccasion
wzl-lid
Sinds 16/7/2004
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wat voor een ziek foto is me die voorlaatste ! !
laatste is very hmmmm
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O ccasion
wzl-lid
Sinds 16/7/2004
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zelfde vent als hierboven ergens, denk ik
maar toch!!!
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tettengek
wzl-lid
Sinds 2/1/2005
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16/7/2005 -
18:43u
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PS : Occasion, jouw avatar zuigt als de neten 
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O ccasion
wzl-lid
Sinds 16/7/2004
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16/7/2005 -
20:00u
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wel niet met pincet te verwijderen!!!
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tettengek
wzl-lid
Sinds 2/1/2005
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16/7/2005 -
22:44u
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BROEKJE IN DE BRANDING
't Gebeurt niet dikwijls
Hoogstens maar zo'n paar keer per seizoen
Misschien ook meer
Het ligt eraan wat of de zee wil doen
Het moet een dag met zon zijn
Maar ook met een flinke wind
Zodat je aan het strand veel bruingebrande baders vindt
Een zee met hoge golven en het weer dus lekker heet
Dan hoor je een enkele keer - niet dikwijls - deze ijle kreet
Een broekje in de branding
O jee, daar drijft het weg
En ergens in het water staat een hulpeloze vrouw
Een broekje in de branding
Wie vindt het op zijn weg
Zo'n troefkaart schud je nooit meer uit je mouw
Zo'n broek te jutten is een buitenkans voor elke man
't Is duidelijk dat de vonder straks zijn eisen stellen kan
Een broekje in de branding
Van badman tot agent is plotseling iedereen het water in gerend
Het is niet leuk om zonder broek in zee te moeten staan
Maar ja, je kan toch moeilijk bottomless het strand op gaan
Maar toch zijn er ook lichtpuntjes
Soms komt het goed van pas
Want ook een oude vrijster zit soms slapjes in haar was
En weet zij reeds op jaren in de liefde nog geen weg
Probeert zij het langs deze onsympathieke weg
Een broekje in de branding
Het drijft in het ruime sop
En ergens in het water staat een reikhalzende vrouw
Een broekje in de branding
Wie zwemt er tegenop
Brengt deze spiering haring, kabeljauw
Dobbert het aan tegen een miljonair of bollebof
Of tegen een welgestelde delinquent met zeilverlof
Een broekje in de branding
Wat duidelijk blijkt is dit
Dat het geluk soms in een heel klein broekje zit
Wat zijn nu dus de richtlijnen
Als u uw broek verliest
Dan wel wanneer u ziet hoe een anders broek het zeegat kiest
Vis het alleen maar op als u een mooie vrouw ontdaan
Tot navelhoogte hulpeloos in het water kunt zien staan
En u, mevrouw, meldt zich een Blauwbaard soms als runner up
Dan raakt u wel behoorlijk van de branding in de drup
Een broekje in de branding
Ferme jongen, stoere knaap
Misschien staat in het water wel een eindeloze vrouw
Een broekje in de branding
Suffend staat gij daar voor aap
Laat deze drenkeling tenminste niet blauw-blauw
Maar waak voor overijling en beteugel overmoed
Besef dat ook een kenau soms ook een broekje open doet
Een broekje in de branding
Overtuig u er eerst van
Wat zat er in voordat het aangedreven kwam
Laatst aangepast door
tettengek
op 16/07/2005 22:45:11u
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tettengek
wzl-lid
Sinds 2/1/2005
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17/7/2005 -
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A mother and father took their 6 year old son to a nude beach. As the boy walked along the beach, he noticed that some of the ladies had boobs bigger than his mother's, and asked her why.
She told her son, "The bigger they are the dumber the person is."
The boy, pleased with the answer, goes to play in the ocean but returns to tell his mother that many of the men have larger willies than his dad. His mother replied, "The bigger they are the dumber the person is."
Again satisfied with this answer, the boy returns to the ocean to play.
Shortly after, the boy returned again. He promptly tells his mother, "Daddy is talking to the dumbest girl on the beach and the longer he talks, the dumber he gets."
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tettengek
wzl-lid
Sinds 2/1/2005
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17/7/2005 -
10:54u
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Ladies and Gentlemen of the class of ’99
If I could offer you only one tip for the future, sunscreen would be
it. The long term benefits of sunscreen have been proved by
scientists whereas the rest of my advice has no basis more reliable
than my own meandering
experience…I will dispense this advice now.
Enjoy the power and beauty of your youth; oh nevermind; you will not
understand the power and beauty of your youth until they have faded.
But trust me, in 20 years you’ll look back at photos of yourself and
recall in a way you can’t grasp now how much possibility lay before
you and how fabulous you really looked….You’re not as fat as you
imagine.
Don’t worry about the future; or worry, but know that worrying is as
effective as trying to solve an algebra equation by chewing
bubblegum. The real troubles in your life are apt to be things that
never crossed your worried mind; the kind that blindside you at 4pm
on some idle Tuesday.
Do one thing everyday that scares you
Sing
Don’t be reckless with other people’s hearts, don’t put up with
people who are reckless with yours.
Floss
Don’t waste your time on jealousy; sometimes you’re ahead, sometimes
you’re behind…the race is long, and in the end, it’s only with
yourself.
Remember the compliments you receive, forget the insults; if you
succeed in doing this, tell me how.
Keep your old love letters, throw away your old bank statements.
Stretch
Don’t feel guilty if you don’t know what you want to do with your
life…the most interesting people I know didn’t know at 22 what they
wanted to do with their lives, some of the most interesting 40 year
olds I know still don’t.
Get plenty of calcium.
Be kind to your knees, you’ll miss them when they’re gone.
Maybe you’ll marry, maybe you won’t, maybe you’ll have children,maybe
you won’t, maybe you’ll divorce at 40, maybe you’ll dance the funky
chicken on your 75th wedding anniversary…what ever you do, don’t
congratulate yourself too much or berate yourself either – your
choices are half chance, so are everybody else’s. Enjoy your body,
use it every way you can…don’t be afraid of it, or what other people
think of it, it’s the greatest instrument you’ll ever
own..
Dance…even if you have nowhere to do it but in your own living room.
Read the directions, even if you don’t follow them.
Do NOT read beauty magazines, they will only make you feel ugly.
Get to know your parents, you never know when they’ll be gone for
good.
Be nice to your siblings; they are the best link to your past and the
people most likely to stick with you in the future.
Understand that friends come and go,but for the precious few you
should hold on. Work hard to bridge the gaps in geography and
lifestyle because the older you get, the more you need the people you
knew when you were young.
Live in New York City once, but leave before it makes you hard; live
in Northern California once, but leave before it makes you soft.
Travel.
Accept certain inalienable truths, prices will rise, politicians will
philander, you too will get old, and when you do you’ll fantasize
that when you were young prices were reasonable, politicians were
noble and children respected their elders.
Respect your elders.
Don’t expect anyone else to support you. Maybe you have a trust fund,
maybe you have a wealthy spouse; but you never know when either one
might run out.
Don’t mess too much with your hair, or by the time you're 40, it will
look 85.
Be careful whose advice you buy, but, be patient with those who
supply it. Advice is a form of nostalgia, dispensing it is a way of
fishing the past from the disposal, wiping it off, painting over the
ugly parts and recycling it for more than
it’s worth.
But trust me on the sunscreen…
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O ccasion
wzl-lid
Sinds 16/7/2004
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huiver @ laatste pic  
tettengek heeft zn gading gevonden hierµ
vermeld ook van wie die teksten zijn of is het eigen duimzuigerij?
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O ccasion
wzl-lid
Sinds 16/7/2004
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11:46u
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WZL-top tijdens herbronningsweekendje in Blankenberge (where else)
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rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!
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O ccasion
op 17/07/2005 11:49:52u
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O ccasion
wzl-lid
Sinds 16/7/2004
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tettengek
wzl-lid
Sinds 2/1/2005
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21:44u
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O ccasion schreef:
huiver @ laatste pic
tettengek heeft zn gading gevonden hierµ
vermeld ook van wie die teksten zijn of is het eigen duimzuigerij?
Ik heb hier inderdaad m'n draai gevonden, en ik ga de komende dagen dit topic onderspammen met vrouwenvlees.
De teksten zijn niet van mij. Het zijn klassiekers. Het broekje in de branding is een liedjestekst van Gerard Cox en Sunscreen is van Baz Lurhman.
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tettengek
wzl-lid
Sinds 2/1/2005
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21:49u
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Er bestaat trouwens ook nog zoiets als "Not the sunscreen song", en die gaat als volgt :
Ladies and Gentlemen of the class of '98,
People often ask me if I have any advice to offer
And when they do, I tell them this:
If you're unsure about what you're going to do with your life,
Try to remember, some of the most interesting people didn't know what they were going to do at age twenty-two or even at forty, and nearly all of them are unemployed drug addicts forced to live on cat food.
Also understand that friends will come and go. This is because of your irritating personality. Nobody likes you.
So if the only thing
getting you thought the day is the misconception that people like you, end it now. (bang)
Learn how to smoke Winnie Blues, if you're under age, get an older kid to buy them for you.
Get to really know your parents, they're good for money. Milk them, then put them in an old people's home.
Travel as often as you can, live in New York City once, live in Northern California once, move to Adelaide, it beats the hell out of Melbourne. *
Maybe you'll marry, maybe you won't, maybe you'll have children, maybe you won't, if you do have children, lock them under the stairs.
Do one thing each day that scares you, sing, dance, jump in front of a car.
Do not trust anyone who tries to update Shakespeare for the kids, and if you see Quindon Tarver in the street, punch him in the face for me.
Chorus
Brother and Sister, we can be free (smack)
If you're worried about the way you look, try to remember, you're probably fatter than you think, maybe you should consider an eating disorder.
Don't worry too much about the future.
If you're nervous about an exam, ring up your school to schedule time, and make a bomb threat.
If you're a girl, lie about period pains to get out of anything you don't want to do.
Cheat if you think you can get away with it. Remember, someone with richer parents is getting private tuition.
Shop-lift as often as you can, shopping centres factor shop-lifting into their prices, so if you don't do it, it's like they're getting money for free.
When you're on work experience, steal a cab-charge, and take a taxi to Perth.
Wear sunscreen, but only if it's that coconut oil that gives you cancer.
Keep your old love letters, if you see an old lover in the street, try to run them over in your car.
Don't mess too much with your hair, or else by the time you're thirty-five, you'll look like Greg Matthews.
Remember you can wear your underwear four times without washing them, forwards, backwards, inside-out forwards, inside-out backwards.
Chorus twice
(bang bang bang bang)
Congregate in gangs around train stations and shopping centres, it's a free country, It's public space.
Skateboard on War Memorials.
Smoke in your school uniform.
Set off car alarms.
Plant drugs on a teacher.
Join a cult.
Spike drinks.
Don't flush public toilets.
Remember, only you will truly take care of you, so carry a concealed weapon.
Don't wear your 'P' plates.
Walk around with your eye lids rolled back.
Touch your tongue on the tip of batteries.
Be open to new love.
Remember, you can't get pregnant the first time you have sex.
Expect others to support you, it's easy to get the dole and still do cash in hand work.
Respect your elders, when your grandma dies, have her stuffed.
Be kind to your knees, you'll miss them when you are knee-capped by a loan shark.
Get revenge, don't forgive anyone for anything,
But most of all, don't aim too high, you're probably only suited to an office or factory job.
And trust me on the Winnie Blues.
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Translations :
Winnie Blues - Winfield Blue cigarettes
Adelaide - very interesting city in southern Australia reknown for its wine and restaurants, hot weather and a series of strange murders
Melbourne - an Australian city with London's weather, London's buildings, a third of the population and none of the style
St Kilda - shockingly bad Australian Rules football team. Almost un-Australian in that it loses a lot. Australian teams are used to winning. See Commonwealth Games 2002
"P" plates" - probationary drivers license
Dole - unemployment benefits
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