Dominator
wzl-lid
Sinds 16/12/2004
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R:809
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3/6/2005 -
13:51u
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Restecp
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Mustang
wzl-lid
Sinds 17/2/2005
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R:25
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3/6/2005 -
13:52u
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Dominator schreef:
een van m'n favoriete films (aanrader): Badder Santa
be aware, nogal grof taalgebruik in film 
Willie: Oh yeah, baby, you won't be able to shit right for a week!
Bob Chipeska: I don't know. There's just something about the guy that makes me uneasy.
Gin: Well sure. Santa fucking someone in the ass.
Kid: Your beard's not real.
Willie: It was real, but I got sick and all the hair fell out.
Kid: How come?
Willie: I loved a woman who wasn't clean.
Kid: Mrs. Claus?
Willie: Actually it was her sister.
Marcus: [Willie, as Santa, is scratching his butt while a line of kids looks on] I don't think you should be digging in your ass.
Gin: Sweet Jews for Jesus!
Gin: You know what I see when I look at you? America's got a sad future ahead of it.
Willie: I beat the shit out of some kids today, but it was for a purpose.
Willie: Things are fucked up at the North Pole. Mrs. Claus caught me fucking her sister, now I'm out on my ass.
Willie: I'm an eating, drinking, shitting, fucking Santa Claus.
Marcus: You are by far the dumbest, most pathetic piece of maggot eatin' shit that has every slid from a human being's hairy ass.
Security Guard: You wouldn't be tryin' to hide something in those baggy pants of yours, would ya?
Willie: Just something to cripple your sister with...
sorry da het er zoveel zijn, maar kvind ze massas goe
yeah badder santa  , me Lauren Graham ... rrrr 
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Dominator
wzl-lid
Sinds 16/12/2004
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R:809
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3/6/2005 -
14:09u
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kvond het zo zalig da stukje als ze daar liepen in de warmte, richting da warenhuis.
met die muziek, en diene walk van die 2.
en dan, zoef, dien fles, *piewiewieiweieeiwiewiew*
en ook dat die zegt zo van
"i know how to keep a low profile"
(doet schone auto open en er vallen massas lege flessen en blikjes uit)
*is that what you call a low profile????*
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Dominator
wzl-lid
Sinds 16/12/2004
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R:809
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3/6/2005 -
16:00u
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dirty harry:
go ahead punk, make my day
dream catcher:
same shit different day
m'n docent en gandalf natuurlijk ook
you shall not pass
Melissa: You really love animals, don't you?
Ace Ventura: If it gets cold enough.
Ace Ventura: [bending over and talking from his behind] Excuse me, may I... ASS you a few questions?
Emilio: This is not the time, Ace. If Einhorn catches me talking to you or your ass I'm history
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Dominator
wzl-lid
Sinds 16/12/2004
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R:809
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7/6/2005 -
1:33u
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just predator 2 weer gezien
mike "it's allright, i'm a cop"
old woman: "i don't think he gives a shit"
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Hot Prospect
wzl-lid
Sinds 22/1/2004
T:19 -
R:535
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7/6/2005 -
11:46u
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Shaft - It's my duty to please that booty
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Dojo
wzl-lid
Sinds 4/3/2005
T:6 -
R:398
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7/6/2005 -
15:55u
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America, Fuck yeah! (Heeft iemand da lieke?)
We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us fuck this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit!
Gary Johnston: Oh, I get it. I'm supposed to get in your car, and let you put your finger inside me. Then if I go down on you, I get a movie part.
Spottswoode: Please, Gary, I'm not from Hollywood. I'm not going to fuck your mouth and my time is extremely valuable.
Gary Johnston: Jesus, this is a nice limo.
Spottswoode: Yes, it is. Now suck my cock.
Spottswoode: From what I.N.T.E.L.L.I.G.N.C.E has gathered, it would be 9/11 times 100.
Gary Johnston: 9/11 times a hundred? Jesus, that's...
Spottswoode: Yes, 91,100.
Chris: Basically, all the worst parts of the bible.
Kim Jong Il: It will be 911 times 2356.
Chris: My god, that's... I don't even know what that is!
Kim Jong Il: Nobody does!
Gary Johnston: OK, a limosine that can fly. Now I have seen everything.
Spottswoode: Really? Have you seen a man eat his own head?
Gary Johnston: No.
Spottswoode: So then, you haven't seen everything.
Chris: I'll drill two holes in your dick so that when you take a piss, it goes in all different directions!
Chris: If you betray us, I'll rip your fuckin' balls off and stuff them up your ass. So, the next time you shit, you'll shit all over your balls!
Sarah: INTELLIGENCE is down! Repeat, we have lost our INTELLIGENCE!
En de beste uit de film:
Matt Damon: Matt Damon!
En op vettige metalgitaren:
song: [Song] America, fuck yeah! Comin' again to save the motherfucking day, yeah! / America, fuck yeah! Freedom is the only way, yeah! / Terrorists, your game is through, 'cause now you have to answer to / America, fuck yeah! So lick my butt and suck on my balls! / America, fuck yeah! What you gonna do when we come for you now!
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lordrex
wzl-lid
Sinds 17/10/2004
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R:136
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7/6/2005 -
16:54u
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kmoet ni zegge welke film zeker:
William: Son's of Scotland, I am William Wallace.
Young Soldier: William Wallace is seven feet tall.
William: Yes, I've heard. He kills men be the hundreds, and if he were here he'd consume the English with fireballs from his eyes and bolts of lightning from his arse. I am William Wallace, and I see a wohle army of my countrymen here in defiance of tyranny. You have come to fight as free men, and free men you are. What will you do with freedom? Will you fight?
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bastard
wzl-lid
Sinds 25/9/2004
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R:3178
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7/6/2005 -
17:14u
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Brrrraveheart
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lordrex
wzl-lid
Sinds 17/10/2004
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R:136
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8/6/2005 -
11:29u
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op dominator zijn post:
Bron: © http://www.moviewavs.com/0056218974/MP3S/Movies/Ace_Ventura/ass_you.mp3
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queen
Miss Wzl
Sinds 24/9/2004
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R:337
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8/6/2005 -
13:02u
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ik weet nie of em al gepost is.. kheb nie alles nagelezen... maar
" your mounth is speaking words your body can't cash"  vond ik wel sjiek gezegd
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RocKHound
wzl-lid
Sinds 4/10/2004
T:8 -
R:752
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8/6/2005 -
20:57u
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Donkey: I have a dragon here and I'm not afraid to use it
Obi-wan:You were the Chosen One! "You were supposed to destroy the Sith, not join them. You were supposed to bring balance to the force, not leave it in darkness.
Anakin: I hate you!
Obi-wan: You were my brother, Anakin. I loved you.
Yoda: If so powerfull you are, why leave?
Obi-wan: hello there!
en zovelen uit star wars 
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FiestaDeLaTentacion
wzl-lid
Sinds 16/5/2005
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R:2
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12/6/2005 -
10:26u
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Don't get high on your own supply
- scarface -
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Da Pom
Mister Wzl
Sinds 19/11/2003
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R:1183
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13/6/2005 -
13:10u
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"YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS LARRY !!! YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FUCK A STRANGER IN THE ASS"
-The big Lebowski-
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